im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
These tits shall not be calmed
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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