Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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