Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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