just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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