The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
where are my eyebrows?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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