All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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