Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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