I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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