i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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