yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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