when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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