Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
