There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
