My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
