Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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