Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
