is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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