I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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