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(970): View more from Colorado

Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

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(914): View more from New York

omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch

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(260): View more from Indiana

I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.

(260): View more from Indiana

Sorry- wrong number! :)

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(604): View more from British Columbia

omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life

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(818): View more from California

we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl

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(540): View more from Virginia

all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles

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(727): View more from Florida

So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.

(813): View more from Florida

You deserve it, you colossal cock block.

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