He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Are we still banned from the library?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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