Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
