I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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