Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we're making bets on your personal life
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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