the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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