I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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