I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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