How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
so let's talk penis.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
