yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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