Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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