It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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