I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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