I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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