I heard we made out
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You pole danced in your parka.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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