we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Your cock deserves a montage
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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