but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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