Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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