I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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