Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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