Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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