Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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