I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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