So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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