the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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