THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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