he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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