party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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