Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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