we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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