So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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