The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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