Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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