I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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