shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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